On the far side of the multiverse, near the living lava balloons and the carrot water bottle world, on the far side of another galaxy on the edge of space with positive matter lies a black and white world quite like our own. The aliens are controlled by the rich. Starvation, disease, and planetary warming is killing off the people of Sparklevania. Within the city lies two separate warring species, the worshipers of GOLD, and the worshipers of PURPLE. They bombard each other with glitter day and night. Drive by glittering, ruining their otherwise black and white world.

In the center of it all lives an earthling who escaped our universe for their’s. Shawn despised glitter so much that he decided to leave the human race completely for the all-male world, but he didn’t expect to be stranded on THIS world. Everyday he awakened, ate, talked to men from both sects on his communication device and then cleaned the sparkles from his surroundings–vacuuming them up so that his black and white plants could thrive.

He lived out his life loving and being loved by many, and having even more lovers. As Shawn aged he fought more and more for peace. He designed great machines to bring more colors to the world, and by the time he died, the rainbow spectrum existed on their world. On his death bed glitter bombs were launched and everyone suffocated from the beautiful sparkles they unleashed.

After this, peace reigned for 300 years before war once again broke out.



Little Jane Sanders is a wonderful witch. She was born with grey hair, marble white skin, and freckles covered her nose. Her eyes split into threes: red, blue, and green. She needed not friends, as the ghosts, spirits and animals would speak to her. At school she would often find herself in trouble when she saved the frogs from being dissected and turned her teacher into a toad for a week to teach him a lesson. Once, she had her ghost friend Seymour possess the gelatin in the lunch room so everyone’s jello danced away from the children’s forks.

Of course being human they all denied and refused to see the magic happening all around them. The other children refused to play on the playground with Little Jane Sanders and her spider pals, who discussed with her the best ways to catch flies. On Sundays when other boys and girls would go to Sunday school, Little Jane Sanders would study her herbs and potions, learning how to heal and help those who mistreated and mistrusted her. many of them would die younger than they should have as they refused to accept her help.

Little Jane’s Guardian was Mr. Guiermo, a most grotesque funeral home director who was secretly a poltergeist with magical powers to hold a corporeal form. He would feed off the grief of the living, making them lose their grief whether they wanted to hold onto it or not.

Guiermo took Little Jane in as an infant when, after her mother’s funeral, she was deserted. Oh, actually, her family brought her to the funeral but forgot her because they wanted to hurry home to watch television. They meant to go back for her but just never did.

Little Jane’s homeroom teacher, Mrs. Bea Elgavitch, was half blind and three-quarters deaf; so when her lights flickered, her desks walked around and the boys and girls hair would stand on end, changing to blue and green. Of course when they went home their parents would never believe their audacious tales. They spanked their children, put them early and hungry to bed, after which they would call Mr. Guiermo to complain. He would feed on their grief and anger and soon they would only have their happy feelings left, forgetting why they had called in the first place.

Little Jane Sanders was a brilliant child, and I cannot wait to share with you more about her. Be wary, though, that you not mistreat or feel ill of her because he or she who mocks a witch, treats them as if they and their magics are fiction, or treats them as a lesser person for their beliefs will be accursed.

Such people have been known to find themselves without a voice to spread their poison!



His mother told him since he was young that he was unlovable. In college he sought therapy and found love for himself. Finishing college, and his dreams, he sought love in a woman’s arms. Sadly, he chose wrongly. He got a step-daughter a wife, and a shitload of debt all in the name of love.

When his step-daughter grew up she got married, took her step-father’s money and treated him like garbage…as did her mother.

Tired of heartache and pain, he sought a companion he could never love…a woman named Juliet who was one of the most ghastly humans alive with a height of 4’10”, a weight of 414 lbs, and an eyebrow that reached across her forehead and around her mouth. He remarried and lived in a cabin with her writing for the rest of his days. Neither loved each other; neither ever felt pain again.

[James Merritt is a companion, raconteur, writer and teacher who lives in Maryland. He has a vivid imagination and is a master at short, short fiction, crafting stories often highlighted with the macabre.  Merritt’s well-received work has appeared several times in our webzine.]




SHORT FICTION by James Merritt

SHORT FICTION by James Merritt

[James Merritt is a master of short fiction.  He is especially talented at weaving a story from almost any subject–from horror to humor.  Following are four stories we think you’ll enjoy–or, at least get a “kick” out of!]


With each balloon that popped, his future died a little more. His dreams of hearing, changing, and expressing the world through music ending with each dart thrown. With the air escaping a million unknown futures falling behind him. Once he was a young child whose mother daily forced him to practice singing, violin, and piano.

When he turned twelve, he found his talents multiplying daily. On the same day his mother discovered heroin.

By fourteen, he simply had to escape the destruction of what was left of his home. He ran off to a carnival and worked, thinking he would only stay until he was old enough to escape as an adult. Working the balloon pop station for four years destroyed his hearing–ending what was the great hope of humanity. He had had the potential to put all other musicians past and present to shame. Potential to save humanity from war through the purest beauty in the universe. Now, humanity would be lost–the world’s destruction due to a balloon pop.



The fly found its soulmate from its previous life and buzzed around his head. Landing on the human, he shared his coffee, lightly caressed his hand.

The fly was driving the man nuts! It was buzzing around his head, landing on his coffee cup, and crawling up and down his arm.

The man picked up the bright green tool of death and swatted the fly, not quite killing it with the first blow–realizing only after the first attack of his loves true form. So, he hit it again and again, destroying his love in hopes of it coming back in a more pleasant form. Perhaps they could be together in another life.

Huzzah! One less fly in the world.



Well below the deepest hidden basement of the forgotten Smithsonian lies a cavern filled with artifacts from distant galaxies–hidden there by those who do not want mankind to know of alien life.

In the darkest corner of the dusty cavern, lit by a single bulb, on a stand sits a pair of beautifully engraved leather shoes. Swirling over the old skin are flowers carved, mixed with maps of the infinite universe. These shoes outshine the most beautiful ever created.

The shoes found their way here after the death of their creator. The majestic shoes were created by an alien named Herschel. Herschel came from a distant world of creatures that look very much like me and you. A major difference is, in his world, each individual spends their life on a singular project–perfecting it to mastery. Herschel had traveled the stars in search of his medium–to create his life’s majesty. He crash landed on a roof in New York City and spent his short lifetime in the same building; although long for his species of five earth years. During this time he only befriended one person–an old Jewish leather worker named Takhash. Takhash taught Herschel his skill.

At the end of Herschel’s life, he presented the shoes to Takhash who discovered, unlike humans, Herschel and his people had hooves instead of feet. As Herschel had only seen people with shoes on, he assumed they were just a strange earth-style. Due to this, his one-of- a-kind shoes insides were made for a hoof. 

The next day, Takhash found Herschel dead outside his door. When he called the police, men in black came and took the body and shoes away. After being studied, the shoes were hidden away from humanity. The glorious work of Hershel’s existence were never against seen by the living, but by spiders and dust mites. When the earth’s end came in the final moments, the spirits of the earth sought out the most beautiful sights. The earth itself paused its shakes and volcanoes for a moment in awe of a pair of beautiful, intricately-designed shoes.



He woke screaming from his nightmare, and realizing it was only a dream, got out of bed. He went to his kitchen–being extra quiet so the monsters did not hear him. The giant flying monster killed his mom, and his father was shot and killed, leaving him alone in the high rise with all of his noisy neighbors. He grabbed a handful of nuts and found a comfortable seat while he chewed his morning dinner.

All of a sudden his house shook, and he knew it was the end when he heard timber as the terrorist monsters toppled the high rise, not even giving warning to evacuate. As he tumbled and fell to the ground, the smash of his home hitting the ground was deafening. Hobbling outside on his broken leg he looked up at the monsters just in time to see the forest descend on the beasts.

The flying monsters attacked their eyes while spiders bit any uncovered skin. He crawled up a leg of the thing and bit it where its legs came together. The thing let out a piercing scream as a bear came in and clawed out its throat. When other forests lost their spirit protectors they became fearful of the two-legged monsters. Not this forest, for the creatures in it were trained to kill. When left alone, they only killed each other for meat, but when a man-beast entered they never left alive. The entire crew of monsters were dead within minutes, their bodies devoured within two days and their metal buried with berry bushes planted on top.

Next time you need a tree, ask its inhabitants first. Make sure to give thirty days notice of eviction; otherwise, your nuts may become chips!

[James Merritt lives in Maryland. He is a teacher, entrepreneur, story-teller and writer. We are pleased to have published several of James’s stories in Columnist with a View, so you can search the Archives for other short-shorts. He has published a small collection which is available on]



DANCE OF THE PAST (short fiction) by Paul Merritt

DANCE OF THE PAST (short fiction) by Paul Merritt

The man sat in his old truck listening to songs from the Roarin’ Twenties; remembering the days, long ago, when he would put on a suit and go down to the dance hall.

The dance hall was always overwhelming–with fresh flowers, shimmering lights and colorful ribbons and bows. Live bands were playing and servicemen on leave would be dancing with a bevy of beautiful women. He, too, danced with the loveliest women, however, he longed instead to dance with his best friend Jeff. It was a secret he would take to his grave.

Jeff was in the service. Unfortunately, he died in a boating accident shortly after that night both men had visited the dance hall. A pointless accident the fates allowed, to keep the man from his true love. In time, his friend grew old and died, too. Alone. Except for one nurse at the old folks’ home, no one remembered him. And, quickly, he faded from her memory as well.

The fates are fickle, however, and sent the man back to earth once again as a human. He had no memory of his past life; that is, until one evening while sitting in his truck, he heard “Blue Moon” playing on the radio and it all came flooding back into his memory–the good, the bad, and the ugly. Down to the last night–at the dance hall–the ugly wallpaper with a flower painting on the wall. And the smell–a strong scent of urine.

How he longed for Jeff. Now, in his new life, at least he could be himself, openly, and find a man. Maybe a sailor to slow dance with to the music from his past life so long ago. 




What is normal? A body of water untouched by the wind; no waves without or within? A parrot whose feathers are a single shade of grey? A cloudy, overcast day? What is normal? Why can’t it be me? Weird, freak, strange and that is just what friends and family call me. What is normal? A luminescent bulb lit room? A poster of a cat hanging by its claws? Counting brush strokes while looking at a mirror on the wall? “Normal”–a setting on appliances, so simple to be. Why is it so unattainable, because I am wild and free. I strive for normality. I always fall short–like falling in a dream, I open my mouth but cannot scream. What is normal? The rules you all follow? A distant memory; alien to me? Normal a far reaching star of which light I shall never see. So I shall try again tomorrow to simply accept me.

NATURE’S CHILD (short fiction) by Paul Merritt

NATURE’S CHILD (short fiction) by Paul Merritt

Lefty was a scrawny boy with thick, square glasses, green hair and green eyes. In kindergarten he was mocked as his arm hair was also green and he started to appear more plant than boy.


In his free time he would escape out of his yard. His parents put up a fence to keep him in, and the bullies out. Other parents encouraged the bullying by calling him a freak and worse even calling on the town counsel to evict Lefty and his parents from town. By thirteen Lefty got laser eye surgery as his present from his folks so the kids would not pick on him. At 16 he got laser hair removal, but no matter how many treatments he got his hair returned green as ever. He tried dying it only for it to come back deeper green the next day, followed by a week of migraines.

By twenty-two, Lefty was in a premier university studying genetics to solve his problem when he discovered he was not human at all. He had more connection to the mint plant than his parents.


Confused by this news he went to the people who raised him. Turns out he was the child of Mother Earth, a last envoy to human kind to change their ways before she wiped them from her surface. Knowing this, he went to tell the world. No one would listen so he grew angry and one day, after many years, he planted himself by the redwoods of California and sprouted a fungi from his head. The spores killed off humanity and spread Lefty’s children around the world… replacing humanity with walking, talking beautiful plants!

BLACK THURSDAY (a short story) by L. Milton Hankins

BLACK THURSDAY (a short story) by L. Milton Hankins

As well as I remember, Aunt Lucy Mae mentioned she was born around the time World War I ended, which would have made her about eighteen or nineteen years old as I was preparing to start to school. I have fond memories of those “good ol’ days” when things were booming. Folks were feeling good about the future, new businesses were sprouting up everywhere, and the First National Bank opened its doors not half a mile down the road from our house.

Little we knew about the future! I recall a Thursday morning:

Granny was readyin’ up the breakfast table when Aunt Lucy Mae flounced downstairs–late, as usual. Granddaddy folded his Daily Mail slowly, laid it beside his plate, and slid his chair back far enough so’s he could cross his legs. I could always tell when Granddaddy was upset because everything about him slowed down. I mean everything! Every gesture, every word, every move. I’ll always venture Lucy Made knew what was comin’, too.

“G-o-o-d mornin’,” she said to no one in particular, sliding into her place between the table and the back wall. “L-o-v-e-l-y day!” Lucy Mae couldn’t say an adjective without drawing it out to kingdom come.

“Damn nigh evenin’,” Granddaddy muttered. He folded his arms across his chest. “Lucy Mae, can’t you manage to get down here on time for breakfast one of these days?”

“Oh, Poppa, don’t get all revved up. It’s too n-i-c-e a day to get off on the wrong foot. Besides, the bank doesn’t open until nine.”

“You want bacon?” Granny said.

“If you don’t mind, Momma.”

Aunt Lucy Mae arranged her plate and utensils like she liked them while Granddaddy stared at her. I was finished, but I sat with my hands folded in my lap–waiting. Something as brewing.

After a while, Granddaddy scooted his chair back and leaned forward, elbows on the table, his hands wrenching together, his bushy, gray eyebrows quivering. He never took his eyes off Lucy Mae, and it was clear he was working up to something good.

“Sarah,” he said to Granny, “Fetch me that letter!”

I saw Lucy Mae flinch, but she didn’t look at Granddaddy. She picked at her fingernails, careful not to chip off the polish.

“You know anything about this here letter, Lucy Mae?” Granddaddy said.

“Why…what letter’s that, Poppa?”

“I’m talkin’ about this here letter from your bank that come yesterday. It says they’re taking out fifteen cents for keeping my money! That’s what letter!”

“Oh, P-o-p-p-a, that’s what we call a service charge. Everyone who has an account pays a service charge,” Aunt Lucy Mae said, “Is that all’s troubling you?”

“Troubling me? Troubling me?” Granddaddy said, his voice rising a pitch each time he said it. “Lucy Mae, when you got that job down at the bank I thought I’d help them out a bit for hiring you by letting them take care of some of my money. Not all of it, mind you. Just enough so’s you’d look good. I give it to you to take down there for me, and the next thing I know, I’m getting this here letter saying they’re aking my money fifteen cents at a clip.”

“Poppa, you don’t understand–“

“I understand perfectly well that bank of yours taking my money fifteen cents at a clip. It says it right here in black and white!”

“Poppa, you told me you’d agree to put your money in the bank if you could get it out any time you wanted it. Don’t you remember? So I put it in a checking account so you can draw it out any time you want to. Now, that’s the way it’s done.”

“Well, now,” Granddaddy grunted. “That’s a fine howdy-do! I put fifty dollars in that bank an’ I figure I ought to get fifty dollars out any time I want it, like you said, but according to this here letter, I only get forty-nine dollars and eighty-five cents down there now ‘stead of fifty. The way I see it, when you put your money in one of them banks, you’re just givin’ them people your money. No wonder them bankers can lay up in bed til noon while us working people’ve got to get up with the sun.”

I was beginning to understand something bout the banking business.

“Eat your bacon, Lucy Mae,” Granny said. “You’ll be late.”

“Late…hell!” Granddaddy thundered. “Maybe Lucy Mae shouldn’t bother to go in at all. She’s making money for them jest bein’ my daughter. Take my money down there like that! Get up at noon and come down here and eat my food. If that ain’t the life I don’t know what is!”

“Poppa, it’s h-a-r-d-l-y noon.”

“That’s not the point, Lucy Mae,” Granddaddy said, “The point is I want my fifteen cents back. Now you either get me back my fifteen cents…or I can go down to your high-and-mighty bank and get my fifteen cents back myself! Everybody in this whole county can get took in by that new bank, but they’re not taking your daddy in!”

“Poppa, you s-i-m-p-l-y don’t understand. You’re supposed to keep putting your money in the account, and the bank makes its money off everyone’s account. All the accounts pay a service charge. That’s where my paycheck comes from. The bank looks after your money. It’s in a vault. It’s protected, don’t you see?”

“My money comes from workin’ this here farm! I ain’t leechin’ none of my money off another man’s hard labor! And, as far as protecting my money, I can damn well protect it for myself like I always did. What I want to know is are you gonna  get me back my fifteen cents, or am I going to have to go down there and get it myself.”

“P-o-p-p-a, a service charge has to be deducted–“

“Well,” Granddaddy snorted, “I reckon that answers that question!” He shoved back his chair further and stood up. “Eat your bacon and go down to your bank, Lucy Mae. Go on to work and d-e-d-u-c-t some more money from some of them other people’s accounts.”

It looked like the matter was settled, so I went on about my business, but I noticed Aunt Lucy Mae didn’t look none to happy when she left for work.

Later than same afternoon, Granddaddy headed down the road. He was wearing his best Sunday-go-to-meetin’ suit, tie and all. When I asked him if I could come along, he said he had some important business to tend to and I’d best stay home with Granny.

“You goin’ down to get your fifteen cents, Granddaddy?” I inquired innocently.

With a trace of a grin, he said, “Never you mind about that, boy.”

I don’t know what happened down at the bank that Thursday afternoon, but I do know the following Monday morning Granddaddy was sitting at the kitchen table with a satisfied look on his face as he tallied up his money, the doors of the bank were closed tighter’n a drum, and Aunt Lucy Mae stayed in bed all day long!




FLASH FICTION* by James Merritt

FLASH FICTION* by James Merritt

[*Editor’s Note:  James Merritt is a pioneer in the development of a fresh literary genre known as “Flash Fiction.”  Flash Fiction, in short, is stories told in the fewest words possible. They may have their roots in “meme,” We are pleased to have published some of Merritt’s early work.]

A great giant sleeps with only his beard allowing man to see him. The trees and scrub grow the beard from him. In the day all other vegetation turns to dust, his beard shall fall away and the giant will awaken. The giant will go forth and crush the last humans surviving. The time of the giants will come again. Many types of world endings have been foretold. Since I will not likely see the end, I will choose to believe an ending of my own making.



With joy in his eyes he took his father’s hand and walked to the morgue. His father explained his mother would not speak, open her eyes or move. The boy said he understood. They walked in, and his mother was laid out covered by a white sheet. The father began to weep but the young boy’s eyes did not shed a tear. He took his mother’s hand and flashed back to all of his memories with her–the moments she smiled and laughed with him, the moments she wiped away his tears, the moments she kissed his ouches away. When his memories caught up to the day, he spoke. He told his mother he would cry for both of them and laugh twice as much to keep up her end of things. He told his mother not to worry or fear as he would be okay.

His mother often took pictures of their life, so he pulled out her phone he had hidden away in his pocket and took one last selfie. He promised his mother he would take lots of pictures so she could see him grow. He squeezed her hand one last time as his father stroked the hair away from her eyes. The two joined hands and walked from the room.

The boy kept his promise and took a hundred photos each day. Later in life, becoming a photographer, he brought his best photos to his mother’s grave on her birthday.

At the age of eighty-two he lay on his death bed and had the nurse take a last photo. The nurse took the photo to the old man’s mother’s grave. She did not look at the picture until she got to the graveside. When she lay the photo down, she saw it had a strange light glare in it as if someone was standing by the bedside holding the old man’s hand.


Two jolly gay men strolled through the park hand-in-hand, loving each other. Each reminiscing their lives together; staring up at the trees and stars above. Their children grown, and retired, they were truly the perfect couple. Walking to a bench they sat and disappeared as the universe itself would crumble if they continued one more perfect day. Perfection in all its glory cannot happen here.