This may surprise some of you youngsters, but it is quite factual.


Stay with this — the answer is at the end.
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. 
The Grandfather replied, “Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
 polio shots 
 frozen foods 
 contact lenses 
 Frisbees and 
 the pill
There were no: 
 credit cards 
 laser beams or 
 ball-point pens
Man had not invented : 
 air conditioners 
 clothes dryers 
 and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air,
 space travel was only in Flash Gordon books.




·         Your Grandmother and I got married first… and then lived together.
·         Every family had a father and a mother.
·         Until I was 25, I called every woman older than me, “maam”.
·         And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, “Sir.”
·         We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.
·         Our lives were governed by the Bible, good judgment, and common sense.
·         We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
·         Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.
·         We thought fast food was eating half a biscuit while running to catch the school bus.
 ·       Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
·         Draft dodgers were those who closed front doors as the evening breeze started.
·         Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends–Not purchasing condominiums.
·         We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
·         We listened to Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President’s speeches on our radios.
·         And I don’t ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.
·         If you saw anything with ‘Made in Japan ‘ on it, it was junk! And the term ‘making out’ referred to how you did on your school exam.
·         Pizza Hut, McDonald’s, and instant coffee were unheard of.
·         We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
·         Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.
·         And if you didn’t want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards. (What are ‘Post Cards’, you ask!)
·        You could buy a new Ford Coupe for $600… but who could afford one? Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.

In my day: 
 “grass” was mowed, 
 “coke” was a cold drink, 
 “pot” was something your mother cooked in and 
 “rock music” was your grandmother’s lullaby.
 “Aids” were helpers in the Principal’s office, 
 “chip” meant a piece of wood, 
 “hardware” was found in a hardware store and 
 “software” wasn’t even a word.
And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us “old and confused” and say there is a generation gap or from the archives. 

How old do you think I am?

Are you ready ?

This man would be only 70 years old today. 


[This humorous piece came to me from a friend.  I am presuming it is in the public domain, as it has not copyright imprimatur or warning not to publish. Sometimes some things are just too good to file away!]